New Blurbs/Expressions

Just been racking my brains, came up with some great little quotes to use as a casual remark of profound statement depending on your captive audience. Here goes.

1. Take what you can, give nothing back.
2. If you don't remember last night, then you didn't miss anything good.
3. Live for tonight, not tomorrow morning.
4. Be ready, be smart. Frankly, beyond that, you may score a tart.
5. Casual is what casual does.
6. Double barrel smoke, double barrel stupid bloke.
7. Hit the heights, appreciate the lows.
8. The story is only as good as the journey it leads.
9. Fuck the destination. I want the route there.
10. It's only as good as it seems.
11. When trouble rears it's head, have a loaded bottle at hand.
12. What is seldom is wonderful. There's no wise man without fault.
13. You give a fuck, you take a fucking.
14. Evil besets evil besets evil. Be more.
15. When the clock counter reaches zero, think of the happy place.
16. Lead a merry dance and a merrier encore.
17. When in Rome, cum on the face.
18. Six months to live is more quality then six years of quantity.
19. A punch in the face is better then a punch in the thinking.
20. Goodbye is a word. Saying farewell is a commitment.
21. Knowing when to quit is knowing when to change the rules.
22. Wasting a life is better than a life wasted.
23. Live life to the full. Don't live life as one.
24. One last beer in the rack is better than an early exit.
25. Inspiration makes suffering a blessing.
26. Last Orders is the start of part two.
27. Fuck it all up, then at least you did some fucking.
28. Let your cock follow you, not vice versa.
29. Knowing defeat is spotting a new victory.
30. Revenge is best served as it is, when justifed and deserved.
31. Pride comes before the B.S
32. If you have to tell yourself to act, do fuck all.
33. An enemy lost is a friend earned.
34. Misunderstadning is the product of missed chance and wrong thought.
35. No means no, when from the mouth of the lesser sex.
36. Gentleman's honour is justified by the act, not the non-reward.
37. Self understanding is the route to regular understanding, however time consuming.
38. Parents have the right of way.
39. Listen to the voices, but don't neccesarily act on them.
40. If you care, make sure you have something to care about.
41. Giving a shit is a messy business.
42. One is lonely. Two is bliss. Three is company. Four is divinity.
43. Wine is fine, whisky is quicka. Suicide is slower with malt liqua.
44. Look to the stars, find what they brought.
45. Love is a word. Knowing lasts a lifetime.
46. Look up, look down. What you see will make you frown.
47. Fuck the slang, known your own thang.
48. Life's shit. Make the most of it.
49. Seeing is believing. Trusting is knowing.
50. A blurb is a blurb. Mean what you say, and say what you mean.